Kidz

Wanted to share this funny incident that my 3 yr old said a few mths ago.

My son had become less friendly offlate & also tends to withdraw into his shell when he sees people. My hubby & I've been trying to break his shell & hence whenever a kid or a close friend visits us or vice versa, we tell him to give a hug / kiss to the kid or to the uncle or aunty inorder to break ice & for him to get more friendly.

Once my mom was with us. Suddenly my son urged his grandmom to come out of the house. He then told her to say hello to the gardener & my mom not knowing why, said hello to please her grandson. Then my son orders to her - "Go & give a hug to him & then kiss him!!!!!!!!"

Since then we r extra careful in telling him what he's supposed to do!!!!!

Similarly, once my hubby had taken him for a party & my son promptly picked up a tiff with another kid his age. The other kid had bet my son who came cryin to his dad. My hubby asked him - "what do u think u shd be doing if he has hit u?" So, he wiped his tears & charged to the other kid & hit him hard.

Another lady @ the party saw my son beating the other child & asked him politely y he was beating him. And guess what he says? He points to his dad & says "He told me to do so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And u can imagine the embarassment!

Have a good weekend & enjoy what these other kids have written abt the sea.

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)